We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

TGI2

by Big Lettuce

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $10 USD  or more

     

1.
Designer Runtz 03:13
lyrics
buy track
(Verse 1) I ain't back on my bullshit, i was never off it If i get poppin, i might run for elected office I been killin it, i keep several coffins Next viral tweet i’m selling rose petals off it Get it yoppin at Carrabbas Goin JR, this a slobberknocker I came hungry, i'm fuckin up my pasta Get your bullshit from round me, you fuckin up my chakras I be bout a dollar, Arizona cans But i just wanna smoke blunts and roam the land I gave sweat, tears and blood, i'm a donor After hours catch me doing shots with the owners Ill call you tomorrow when i'm sober girl Graham Parker, i don’t bother with the local girls Im somewhere in the car with cans of Faygo They looking for me? I’m with Carmen Sandiego Cant find me (Hook) Come on baby light my fire Three outfit changes on every date Shoot a movie on the Simplisafe How you smoking on that skimpy eighth? The fuck you want for free? like 50 say (Verse 2) Tinder date flaked but i already ate the Golden Honey Hit the store without my wallet, now i owe em 20 5 bags of fronto leaf, call it Good n Plenty I got the zips delivery, driver took the money ...And i left a tip Know i stay with flavors like my man's Professor Griff I took the shirt, cut the sleeves off it Hit you with a car in Albany, Steve Austin These boots were made for walking, these loafers made for stepping Got another pair of loafers, those i got for flexing Yea they Blackstock and Weber, is that even a question? Shorty told me take her home like i'm One Direction Horsey on my camp collar, equestrian At the crosswalk yielding to pedestrians Shorty said she wants whats best for me Think its bout time i get a vasectomy Hook
2.
Watermelon Gelato 03:12
lyrics
buy track
(Verse 1) Parked outside of Hattie's Girl in FUBU, rollin fatties I got brothers, don't got lackies With the gang like we at Paddy's I know this shit, i’m savvy Stay on course, might need a caddy I cant be no sugar daddy Every Tinder bot named Maddie (every one of em!) And they baddies, wonder who they stole these pics from? Bout to light this clip, wonder who i stole this Bic from? They in my DMs, they like “where you get that fit from?” Lato in the grotto, this shit hittin like a kick drum Boom I was smokin Woods out in Holly I had ate too many eddies, they thought i was on molly. Sheesh! Shorty got a shorty, yea she poly If i only teach you one thing: size down on Wallies We was at the Flying Chicken sippin Days drinks Have her tell me i'm great, i got a praise kink Bucatini on my neck, i don't see no disrespect You can see me with the set, i’m there bleedin out my check (Hook) Get it outa Jar I don't even have to get outa my car I'm with the sharks I don't fuck with snakes, no i’m not Jafar I just play my cards I can always find a way, i’ll never starve I’m not a star Fit so fire that i’m settin off alarms (Goated with the sauce, goated with the uh) (Bust it down. bust it down) (Verse 2) Quirked up white boy, little bit of swag Bus it down sexual style, i'm in my bag I'm passin Porsches in the CRV Got my ass in 18east on this heated seat Just left Taco Bell, they fucked up my Quesarit’ I just lit another clip, i said “c’est la vie” Feel like a pro to you rookies Blowing Jar while you wait in line to get taxed at Cookies Couldn't be me! Hook
3.
It's It 03:26
lyrics
buy track
(Verse 1) I know a lot of Bozos, i could start a circus Working hard? well that shits hardly working (swag) Me tho? shit, i’m far from perfect But if you cop a beat from kitty, i wont charge for verses (swag) She too hot for me, i'm Pete Davidson She want me eat her ass? okay say it then! Bro said he had Runtz, that shit was sprayed with chems You aint read the tracklist? We smoke real flavors friend (Go look at that shit again) Yea I got Mendo Breath She wanna kiss, i'm gettin fresh, i need Mentos breath Pop up in your town like Mattress Firm You said you ballin like the court? Oh well that's adjourned (swish!) Dub C large Party Punch Prerolled like nine clips, we can spark a bunch Get some natty, me and shorty hit the park for lunch We ain't even park the car before i start to munch yea (Hook) I gotta dip I gotta dip dip dip uh uh Guac with the chips She hop in the whip She stop me and frisk She pucker her lips Im throwing a fit (Verse 2) Pop the mylar, they think a cheetah’s pissin Out for cash and my people wanna see me get it Got a nice crib, i’m watching TV in it (Ayo whats this movie?) i don't know, but Maddy Zima's in it And i'll watch anything if Maddy Zima’s in it (hey Maddy!) Order a dozen oysters and a Caesar with it Hit the store, 4 bags of fronto and Reese's with it I was up in Parmatown gettin Cleveland fitteds At the mall til they bulldoze it, Bath and Body Works Check in at the telly, flick up in the lobby first Cake is Wedding and the Pie is Cherry The chef has me tour the kitchen like i’m Guy Fieri Sippin cream soda i'ma find the berries I show up dressed to kill, that shit's kinda scary How high we getting? Bitch, very With my friend Matt, LeBlanc and Perry Hook
4.
Pineapple Fanta 02:17
lyrics
buy track
(Hook) What you doin? Not much, just chillin eating chicken Blowing propane like i'm Strickland Waiting for the eds to kick in What you doin? I’m downtown with a pretty woman Cuz i didn't feel like cookin And now everybody lookin (Verse) Walk in the spot with a clip in my lips They like "Lettuce you got a lil too much dip on ya chip" Don’t trip, big tips got a zip by my hip Caution Wet Floor, i walk thru, i drip and they slip Huh excuse me, chopsticks fulla uni Huh, i’m groovy, surf’s up on you shoobies Grown man i'm in Blunnies and 501ies Find a honey, ask her if she like her eggs kinda runny I’m making pancakes, pass the Pearl River We hit the Dub C at 5 have an early dinner Spent 2 hours up in Nordy's, that shit was boring Spent 2 hours with a shorty while she ignored me Spent 5 hours on eBay copped a crazy fit Bro told me i'm lame, i said thats ableist She go to Target every day, thats my basic bitch She tryna cut back on weed so i faced the clip Hook
5.
Italian Ice 03:13
lyrics
buy track
(Verse 1) Sometimes i wish there was a hell So everyone who did me wrong can burn in hell But i done people wrong too And i don't wanna burn myself Long drives for no reason My plot need some cohesion Need my moment, i'ma own it no leasing But its snow season, i’m inside in a coat freezing I had a dream i was passing blunts with Stapes Felt so real i almost texted him when i was awake I smoked alone, it was 4:48 After that, rolled another one and smoked it for Rach Yea turn the page Calendar change but it's just another day And if it go to waste, i wanna jump in front a train Rolling Runtz alone on lovers lane (Hook) Treat me bad Treat me badder It dont matter She shittalk me in the group chat I prolly deserve it I can understand why she’d do that I prolly deserve it In a bad mood, i Rick Rude that I prolly deserve it In the house too sad, Boo Rad I prolly deserve it (Verse 2) I thought you tuned into my station Guess it was just my imagination No Temptation You know where to find me, you got my information I blew this zip, need a replacement I blew this week, need a vacation I’m wasting time, need to switch my occupation I wanna ball out and not need an occasion I wanna keep grindin but i'm gettin jaded I wanna be comfortable, don't need to be famous But i still want that White Castle endorsement I’ll promote it daily, ain't gotta force it I keep going, don’t stop like i’m horses Before you talk better double check your sources They do me dirty, act remorseless I ain't married to this life ill still divorce it Hook
6.
Peach Gelato 03:13
lyrics
buy track
(Verse 1) They askin how i do it, tell em check the tape 07 i was steppin in authentic BAPE Nowadays i’m gorped up coppin seltzer case Stash a shelf away, it's in the shelter safe Had all this Peach Gelato, watched it melt away We be used to heavy, you on welterweight Almost kicked her out the car, she passed me Delta 8 She said its all the same to her, that didn't help her case I ain't sayin sorry for my selfish ways Shorty said i'm too pretty, don’t be jealous babe I got friends with a couple bows and i got friends with weight Got a friend with eighths, he’ll sell you Runtz in some cellophane Fuck them mylars (Hook) I need it dropped off Tell em where i’m at I need some hot sauce She got some in her bag I need that top off And her? she got it bad I make a stop off And i ain't coming back Everything is peachy keen Everything is peachy keen I think about her when i’m sleepin She my peachy dream She know what i mean Thats that Peaches Cream (Verse 2) She ain't got red flags, she got yellow tape I proceed with caution but thats still my bae I need something that test 30 out of Elevate I'm thinking something candy on the smell and taste Stuntin on their asses, never felt ashamed I threw some Blackstock loafers on and never felt the same I need time to meditate and medicate Think i’m on my honeymoon with all this Wedding Cake What a twist of fate I was going outa state just to get some face 4 hour round trip just to get a plate End up at a house party like i’m Kid n Play She like my situation She like that if i wanna go, i just switch locations She let me beet cuz she Lithuanian Make her bed rock like Lil Wayne n nem Hook
7.
Strawberry Runtz 02:49
lyrics
buy track
(Verse 1) (What i need) I need vitamins and minerals Nic Cage, i'm on a flight with some criminals And we might get some dinner too She want a song, shit she might get an interlude She hit me like "i wanna see more of ya" Girl why you texting me during Euphoria? I’m Stoned like Sorcerer Pissed cuz they out of my cologne at Sephora ugh We get it poppin like Christina Kapostacy St Louis, slept 2 hours, woke up and copped kolaches Way i drip splash on em get galoshes And ponchos, rolling fronto, all za bitch I need various greens I need oysters on the beach with an Aquarius queen Late night half asleep i just stare at the screen With an open soda spilling something rare on my jeans (Hook) Za i face it No occasion Do the most West Elm Caleb Yea i date em I might ghost This shits mayhem Tell her "say when" Take a quote No vacations Just some daytrips On the coast (Verse 2) Thought i seen my doppelgänger but it wasn't him He was dressed like shit, couldn’t be my twin I can see the Future: i get racks on racks She got lipstick on the blunt, that's MAC on MAC Put some new shoes on, i feel like Paolo Nitty rolled the White Cookies from Tahoe She said she wanna be my Queen like Latifah Sorry girl, i'm Living Single like Khadija Bid battle on eBay, i won the auction In the middle of the mall coppin summer sausage (Hickory!) Irish pub in Springfield, i’m rollin up the cabbage Have the weedman promote my album with the custom baggies (that's the Lettuce Gelato right there) They like "say it isn’t so" I don't believe in heaven, they still pray i never go I ride behind the plows when i'm out in heavy snow On my way to 7eleven, they already know Hook
8.
Nevada Mints 02:14
lyrics
buy track
(Verse 1) Reply Guy tendencies Yea i’m out this world, i got sci fi energy Got online haters, they my wifi enemies I was up in Wegmans in the tie dye Leonards tee (that's Stew baby) Tell my IG crush i'ma take her out for brunch You eatin shrimps with the simps? Or lobster with the monsters? You tryna get Fernet Brancas after pastas? (Hook) Sugar Oh honey honey You are my candy girl You got me wanting you (Verse 2) Chimichurri all over my jacket Keep the napkins in case i cant hack it Walk into the Wine Bar, order a Manhattan They told me i’m a Dick...Van Patten Girl you a trip, i should get packin Sugar addict because that pussy saccharine That pussy god, if i said its not that's sacrilege Bought all the sodas at the gas station, packed the fridge Hook

about

This album should be played in over-ear headphones in a dying shopping mall near the best-looking plants while drinking a cream soda.

The Great Indoors 2

peace to Maine weed

credits

released April 17, 2022

Executive Producer: kittysherbinsky for Rap Songs Entertainment, 2022

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Big Lettuce image

Big Lettuce Albany, New York

Big Lettuce is a rap musician from Albany, NY. He is a member of Five Deer in the Coupe and a part of the Rap Songs Entertainment collective.

contact / help

Contact Big Lettuce

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Big Lettuce, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Featuring interviews with LA music scene pillar Kamasi Washington, and new London-based duo Mrcy.

listen now